Saturday, March 9, 2013

Macau - Old Town

Senado Square
When I reached Senate Square I remembered Madrid, where I spent a summer.  It dawned on me that Macau and Madrid look alike in some ways.


Macau - the Old Fort

Starting at the Top
After my poker let down (or shall we say relief?) I switched into explorer mode and did what any good explorer does - sought the high ground.  I headed for the hills and found Macau's version to be steep.  I felt like a billy goat on this street, it was like someone leaned a ladder against a cliff and I was somewhere on the middle rungs.  How anyone considered sticking buildings into the ground at this angle is beyond me.  As I stood in the middle of the road taking this shot I was unusually aware of my achilles, which which were stretched to the point of snapping.  Half way to the greenery in the distance, I was completely out of breath but pretended not to be.

Macau - Ferry

Poker Fantasy
On a Saturday afternoon in Hong Kong, Dodo was at a colleague's wedding in the New Territories (aka "boonies") while I was channel-flipping back at the hotel.  It wasn't until early afternoon that I shook off my procrastination and took the subway to the ferry terminal.  The first ten minutes of the hour ride to Macau were rough but it smoothed out once we picked up speed.  I had a knot of Hong Kong dollars in my pocket, exactly $4,000, which I'd recently won in a Chinese New Year poker game.  I was going to turn the four into ten or twenty, I told myself, then sip champagne on the helicopter ride back.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Indonesia - the Grub

No Complaints
The good food started on the plane in this simple snack: kacang telur.  Otherwise called "egg coated peanuts."  I'd never had them before but now I cannot get enough.  It's a whole peanut coated in a sweet crackly glaze.  No trace of egg to my tongue, just sweet and salty.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Indonesia - Temples

We Need a Recount
Bali is known as the land of a thousand temples but I don't think they've counted recently.  There were dozens in the small village of Ubud alone.  Everywhere you looked there were narrow doors leading to vast courtyards of intricate stone sculptures.


Saturday, March 2, 2013

Indonesia - Massage

Humiliation for Only Twelve Bucks
You can get an hour's worth of Balinese massage for a reasonable price.  They throw in the flower for free and even prop it behind your ear for you.  I looked through the menu carefully with an eye towards keeping a fair amount of my clothes on.  I settled on the "stress buster" which focuses on shoulders and neck.  I was instructed to remove everything but my underwear.  I kept my shorts on and only relented when the girl came in the room and insisted I remove them.  "What difference does it make" I thought to myself.  I lay face down on the table and she immediately pulled my boxers down, exposing my ass to the fan breeze   Despite my expectations to the contrary, there my naked ass stayed, becoming an integral part of my "stress buster" hour.

Indonesia - Things to Do

Less is More
What is there to do in Bali?  Nothing.  That's the point, right?  We had even more nothing to do than most since we lived out in the rice fields.  After a good night's sleep in the type of darkness I'm no longer familiar with, we took a stroll into town.


Indonesia - Balinese Breakfast

Learning Bahasa
One of the confusing aspects about Singapore is Singlish.  It's a mix of Mandarin, English, Hokkien,  Malay and Indonesian.  When I ask about a specific word's origin I almost never get a straight answer.  So I was excited to see some familiar Singlish words on the breakfast menu: mee, goreng and nasi.  I was about to figure them out once and for all.  I ordered the nasi goreng and this is what showed up:


Friday, March 1, 2013

Indonesia - Bali

The Getaway
Bali is one of the many islands that comprise Indonesia.  It's a religious outlier in the most populous Muslim country in the world.  About 93% of Balinese adhere to a local version of Hinduism.  It clearly shows in the architecture.  In every corner of the jungle stand ornate temples and stone statues of Ganesha, the elephant god known as the "remover of all obstacles."